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FIDO, you are the crappiest phone company EVER. Not only can I *NOT* dial 800 #'s from my phone (which has happened before, retarded network issues), but your service number is *MISSING* the option for technical support.
Oh wait, no...  you just don't HAVE technical support past 9, even when your network is completely FUBAR
 
Here's what they've got
Welcome to FIDO
-> Lame unskippable iPhone 4 promo
... we've made changes to our menu,

* Self service
  -> 1 Balance/Payments
  -> 2 Options/Addons
  -> 3 Lost/Stolen phones, store locator
  -> 4 Transfer # to fido
1 account balance, make a payment, invoice inquiries
  -> 1 balance, make/confirm payment, arrange payment
  -> 2 change payment method
  -> 3 inquire about invoice
  -> 4 inquire about online billing
2 service modifications, account changes, promotions
  -> 1 Monthly plan/addons modification
  -> 2 Transfer a phone # or activative a new one
  -> 3 Rewards/promotions
  -> 4 Other modifications
     -> 1 Address/phone
     -> 2 Voicemail access
     -> 3 Other modifications
        1 -> REPORT A PROBLEM WITH THE NETWORK
3 order/exchange phone, how to use phone
  -> 1 Order a phone or transfer number
  -> 2 Exchange phone or accessories
  -> 3 Smart phone usage tips
  -> 4 All other phones
4 Report a phone lost/stolen, locate a store
  -> 1 Report a phone lost/stolen
  -> 2 Restore service to a phone
  -> 3 Fido store locations
7 (hidden option)
  -> 1 Customer service
  -> 2 New activation
  -> 3 Deactivation requests
  -> 4 Credit operations
  -> 5 Support on handset, followup on customer order
  * -> (hidden option)
    Welcome to FIDO ...
      1 Monthly subscribers (returns to top)
      2 Pre-paid service
        1 -> Add money
        2 -> Account information/balance
        3 -> Wireless services
        4 -> Account changes
        5 -> (other options)Lost/found handset, transfer account, troubleshoot handset
      1 -> Fido rewards
          etc